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Misty Sanico is co-founder of HawaiiReads.com, a freelance writer and social media manager, and a sporadic book reviewer for the Honolulu Star-Advertiser. Also, a professional procrastinator and a loyal member of the Complex Compound Sentence Club. Club motto: "no fragment left behind".

THIS IS A GREAT BR FISHING AND WISHING 100 ENTRY

Don't Be Habut

Published by APPLEBLOSSUM | Thursday, September 15, 2011 7:47 PM


Theme 5- Grown Up Is Better (Although, in some ways, we'll never grow up) 100 words of dialogue (121 words if you count character tags) In a recent conversation with fellow Bamboo Shoots writer 'BetweenWatersUnseen' I joked that my next submission would be a play, with 100 words of straight dialogue. This is what came out.


WOMAN
Nuh-uh.

MAN
Yeah-huh.

WOMAN
Nope

MAN
Yup

WOMAN
No way.

MAN
Yes way!

WOMAN
You're wrong, as usual.

MAN
I swear! Pinky swear!

WOMAN
'8 Fat Fat 8' is not on Beretania!

MAN
Oh yeah? So what street are we on now? What's that building right there with the big sign?

WOMAN
…nothing.

MAN
HA! You lie, rice…ass.

WOMAN
It's rice EYE! "Lie, lie, rice eye."

MAN
My way suits you better.

WOMAN
Whatever. Just drive.

...

MAN
Don't be habut, I was jus' joking.

...

WOMAN
I'm not habut…stop poking me…ewww cooties.

MAN
I got your cooties right here. Best cooties you ever had, babe!

WOMAN
Lie, lie rice eye.

MAN
What!?

...

WOMAN
Aw, BABE, don't be habut.






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kristel - Saturday, October 01, 2011 4:30 AM.


I loved this! I feel like I've had many conversations like this before LOL