YEAR OF THE MONKEY CONTEST
Uncle Tink He Know
Uncle makes his New Year resolution
Uncle, you made any resolutions?
Hah? Why you like me turn around?
I knew dat. You tink I donno about revolutions? Every year, I make revolutions like “I not going drink any more.”
Yeah, yeah, I heard dat one befo Uncle…you not going drink any less either. Fo real kine.
I going shut up.
You no can shut up Uncle. You always tink you know.
I know. Das my revolution. If errybody do dat, going get PEACE. Ho, what if da President did dat and errybody did dat? Going get peace and quiet yeah? Going be one REVOLUTION.