Uncle No Wear Green
100 words: No get punched.
So why you gotta wear green?
So Andrew no punch me.
So you wear green and walk around all day scared dat Andrew going punch you?
What about da uddah days? You not scared Andrew going punch you?
No. Still scared.
So if you wear green, Andrew not going punch you?
You not even sure, he not going punch you.
I no wear green. You gotta get errybody no wear green. Den Andrew going be da only one wearing green. He going tink, “How come nobody told me?” You can tell him, “I neva know you Irish.”