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Dirt Sellers

Published by JIM HARSTAD | Sunday, May 07, 2017 6:08 AM


100 words for May.


Last night I Googled "Buy My Happy Horse Shit," something realtor
Willis J. Everist once said, giving the straight scoop on what makes
the world go around.

Google offered Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Bukowski, so I opened an
article on Bukowski, who once wrote, "Grate art is horse shit. Buy
tacos."

For what it's worth, Bukowski also said, "I don't hate people, I just
feel better when they're not around."

Let's guess realtor Donald J. Trump might say, "Happy horse shit is
this really amazing renewable energy," thus confirming realtor Willis
J. Everist's words from a half-century ago.

Of course, we're just guessing.



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