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I am born. . . . If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.



Holy S**t! June writing contest winners : )

Published by BAMBOO BUCKAROO | Tuesday, July 03, 2018 12:53 AM



Okay, it's obvious you folks are all cooking with gas now. Doreen B., I wanted to give you thirty Bamboo Bucks this time, but I talked to my bosses and they said, "What? You crazy? You tink Bamboo Bucks grow on trees o'wot? No can do, Bamboo Buckaroo. Now get outta our office a go do your job. We don't pay you to throw our Bamboo Bucks away."

I said, "Pay me? I'm a volunteer."

They laughed. "Well get outta our office an go do your volunteer job den."

Oh well, at least they weren't mean about it, and I'm happy that they acknowledged my volunteer contributions.

Anyway, Doreen B. you, along with stalwarts Jim Harstad, Rbibeau, Darrel, and Homelessinhonolulu have all won the highest Bamboo Bucks amount I'm apparently allowed to give away: ten. Redeem them at our online store before July 31, and let Joy know that you're a June winner when you check out.

WoooHooo! We got some writers here.



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