THIS IS A YEAR OF THE PIG CONTEST ENTRY
See if this doesn't make you clench! Taking liberties with the writing starter - purchase = buy
So I looking in da laxative aisle at Longs. I get one problem. All kine get: prescription strength, fast action, gentle action. For me, no action. Da CVS enema on sale and den I remembah: one guy on da mainland went buy um, and den return da used enema to CVS. Always get somebody try return stuff aftah dey use um, fo save couple bucks. But den I wondering, if he went put um back in da box all smash, so could tell was used or if he went fill um up again, j’like all fresh, ready to go, so you can GO. And dis was one multiple offender: he went return multiple enemas, all used. Bruddah had one serious problem. I tink I going look fo prunes.