I am born. . . . If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
Whoo-Hoo! It's almost 10:00 a.m. here in beautiful Hawai`i nei. In Greenwich, it's almost 8:00 p.m.
Get your September short-short story entries posted by 2:00 p.m. HST
Greenwich -- isn't the green dude who stole Christmas from there? Oh, no, wait. That's Whoville. I don't know what time it is in Whoville. On Sesame Street it's almost 4:00 p.m.
The 2:00 p.m. HST deadline looms. Just about four more hours to post your September short-short story entries : )