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From BAMBOO RIDGE Issue Number 99, THREE YEARS ON DOREEN’S SOFA, by Lee Cataluna

Sunday, November 30, 2014 5:38 PM

Triggers for December:

1. that’s uncalled for

2. all she cared about

3. I was a changed man

4. Shoot. I am there

5. oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

6. can I get you a cold beverage?

7. even with the fucked up teeth

8. that’s kinda weird

     The time in sixth grade when I went to use the teacher’s bathroom in the school library during detention and I accidentally missed the toilet and ended up pissing on the floor. I was so tripping out on the fact that I pissed on the floor of the nice teachers’ bathroom that I kept pissing on the floor while I was thinking about how I had just pissed on the floor. When I looked around to see if anybody could see me pissing on the floor I accidentally started pissing on the walls and on the crepe paper flowers on top of the toilet tank and on the door and then it was pretty much ceiling-to-floor piss in that small bathroom.


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