From BAMBOO RIDGE Issue Number 99, THREE YEARS ON DOREEN’S SOFA, by Lee Cataluna
Triggers for December:
1. that’s uncalled for
2. all she cared about
3. I was a changed man
4. Shoot. I am there
5. oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
6. can I get you a cold beverage?
7. even with the fucked up teeth
8. that’s kinda weird
The time in sixth grade when I went to use the teacher’s bathroom in the school library during detention and I accidentally missed the toilet and ended up pissing on the floor. I was so tripping out on the fact that I pissed on the floor of the nice teachers’ bathroom that I kept pissing on the floor while I was thinking about how I had just pissed on the floor. When I looked around to see if anybody could see me pissing on the floor I accidentally started pissing on the walls and on the crepe paper flowers on top of the toilet tank and on the door and then it was pretty much ceiling-to-floor piss in that small bathroom.
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